Anonymous: "can you give me 1 million dollars?"
Sure. No problem. I just need some information from you:
1. Name of your banking institution
2. All your bank account numbers and types of accounts
3. Bank routing number
4. Social security number
5. Mother’s maiden name
6. PIN number
7. Username and password if you bank online
8. A notarized power of attorney for your estate
Have these all for me and I can get you that million.
Anonymous: "ARE YOU GOING TO COLLEGE IN YALE???"
Nope. I’m a Yale legacy though. Both my parents went there and my sister is there too. I wanted to acheve my goal to live in New York so I chose Columbia instead.
Anonymous: "hi i just wanted a guys opinion im 17 5'8 and my measurements are 34a-24-36. i feel that im flat chested and odd shapped. is that good or just gross"
Yo dude. Nah…you’re fine. I know enough about women never to ask about weight so I’m assuming you’re healthy at 110-125. Based on those stats, it would seem you’d be a hottie. Breast size is really a non-issue…unless you’re talking to a douche or anyone below 15. The right size is a hand full.
Anonymous: "longboard or shortboard?"